Links to the Must-Watch DNC Night 2 Speeches, Ad-Free (with Bonus Roll Call Playlist)
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Due to popular demand (as in like 5 readers but hey, I’m responsive!) I’ve put together links to the best of the speeches from night two of the DNC convention in Chicago.
This party’s got everything: Republicans endorsing Democrats! Longtime Trump staffer spilling tea! National dance party! Jewish grandma jokes! Calls to action! Obama! The other Obama! Small penis jokes!
I will admit this is a particularly rewarding series of speeches for those of us who tried “go high” until it was clear that refusing to dignify the words and actions of the bribe-accepting, pathological lying, coup-attempting, violence-provoking, traitorous, predatory, self-enriching, twice-impeached convicted felon and rapist…was not as effective as it could be.
In addition to the speeches, I highly urge you to watch the entire “roll call”, which is one hour and sixteen minutes of pure national pride in all the best ways.
Think: The Olympics opening night Parade of Nations, only with delegations from all US states and territories.
I’ve also heard it called a Black Bar Mitzvah and you know? It kind of has that energy. It’s just missing good pies and the Cha Cha Slide.
If it was not yet evident before last night, I am now officially that person who is jumping around cheering for each state at home, yelling YES ALABAMA! GO GET ‘EM NORTH DAKOTA! YOU FIGHT THAT VOTER SUPPRESSION, GEORGIA! REPRESENT, NEW YORK!
(Fortunately for me, Jon finds this charming and not at all insane, and is willing to stay in the room with me, even when I start dancing to “Turn Down for What” along with Lil’ Jon and the Georgia delegation. “This is your Super Bowl!” he said.)
I also urge you to watch “This is my Dad, Doug,” the short film introducing Doug Emhoff, narrated by his son Cole, and produced by Doug’s ex-wife Kerstin. It is just lovely.
The film was followed by Doug’s own funny, authentic, relatable speech about how he came to meet Kamala and create a family together, and how they support each other. I teared up, and Jon and I held hands.
Blended families are American families, and we don’t tell those stories often enough. Hearing theirs is profoundly moving and meaningful to a lot of us. Divorce doesn’t just “break up families,” like the GOP would have you believe; sometimes it helps us put new, stronger, healthier ones together.
Doug: Consider this your official invitation to hang with us any time. Bring your wife, but we imagine she’ll be pretty busy for the next 8 years.
Now onto the speeches!
Free and without commercial interruption thanks to PBS Newshour:
Watch Stephanie Grisham here
Watch Malcolm Kenyatta here
Watch Tammy Duckworth here
Watch Ana Navaro here
Watch John Giles here
Watch JB Pritzker here
Watch Bernie Sanders here
Watch Doug Emhoff here
Watch Michelle Obama here
Watch Barack Obama here
Who’s gonna tell him the job he’s been seeking might just be one of those ‘black jobs?’ - Michelle Obama
We do not need four more years of bluster and bumbling and chaos. We have seen that movie before, and we all know that the sequel is usually worse. America’s ready for a new chapter. America’s ready for a better story. We are ready for a President Kamala Harris. And Kamala Harris is ready for the job.
- Barack Obama
BONUS: Here is a list of the roll call song choices by state with a little info on each (NPR), and the actual 2024 DNC Roll Call Playlist on Spotify sent to me by
. It’s a good one to listen to while sending postcards to voters.One more Call to Action from Michelle Obama: “This election is going to be close. In some states, just a handful of votes in every precinct could decide the winner. So we need to vote in numbers that erase any doubt. We need to overwhelm any effort to suppress us. Our fate is in our hands. In 77 days, we have the power to turn our country away from the fear, division and smallness of the past. We have the power to marry our hope with our action. We have the power to pay forward the love, sweat and sacrifice of our mothers and fathers and all those who came before us. We did it before y’all, and we sure can do it again. Let us work like our lives depend on it, and let us keep moving our country forward”
What did you think of night two? Any highlights for you? Any songs stuck in your head today?
Beautiful ❤️
The song that played when Doug was coming on, I do believe it’s world party karl wallinger
Brilliant musician tragically died young 66 is young in my book